You know your a Canadian Redneck if....

[Mrs.Greg]

You try getting a stuck baletruck out by putting frozen cowturds under wheels for traction.


Greg and daughters boyfriend came in for dinner laughing.....tried this little trick.

[Northern Rancher]

Guilty as charged lol.

[Shorthornguy]

Learn something new every day.

[lazy ace]

The border must jog south a little. I too have done this.

have a cold one

lazy ace

[Judith]

Heck we just toss them at each other like frisbees
I though they were toys had no idea you could use em for practical applications

[Jassy]

Oh ya...Been there Done that....a few times

[baling wire]

Empty cake and mineral sacks also work but can only be used once.

[ranchwife]

[the_jersey_lilly_2000]

Nope can't say I've ever done that......since we dont have froze cow patties around here they are perdy much useless if yer stuck.

But I have gathered up sticks, and limbs..and stuck them under the tires to get traction to go.....

[Northern Rancher]

Well you haven't lived till you've stood off an cow by winging frozenturds at her-they tinkle like sleigh bells when it's -40 too-some trivia for you lol.

[IL Rancher]

Frozen cow turd persuasion.. Yep, have had to sue that method from time to time.

[cowsense]

OK Judith...........our cowturds are either froze or dried up.............work pretty good as missiles.............wouldn't your left coast turds be a bit on the wet side all the time??? Be kinda messy for the thrower and whoever gets hit with fresh stuff is gonna be coming on the fight