hypocritexposer Rancher

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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:48 am Post subject: Little Johnny, counting cats. |
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TEACHER: IF I GAVE YOU 2 CATS, AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and
another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and
another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,
how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!
Very angry Teacher: Where do you get seven from?!?!?
Very angry Johnny: Because I already have one at home!!!
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