For The Blondes

[gcreekrch]

A blonde goes to a local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses.
She checks them out, and isn't fully convinced, but the store manager
comes along and closes the deal. On her way home, she puts on her new
x-ray glasses and can't believe her eyes. She sees everyone in the street
naked. She takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on.
She puts the glasses back on, and everyone is naked! She rushes home and
is eager to show her new toy to her husband, but she can't find him. She
goes up to the bedroom where she finds her husband and the mailwoman,
naked in bed. She takes her glasses off, and the two are still naked. She
puts them back on, and they're still naked. "Darn!" she says. "I just paid
fifty bucks for these and they're already broken!"