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LRAF
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Joined: 03 Apr 2011
Posts: 159
Location: VA
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What's your favorite quotes? Doesn't matter if they are famous or if they are your own personal ones. Postem up.
Some of my favorites
Hanging in there like a spider
If ya can't change the people ....then change the people!
Just a few to start it off
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Bruce
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Joined: 22 Aug 2009
Posts: 116
Location: Northern Alberta Canada
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It takes a good horse to buck me off.......but it don't take him long!!
Is a frog's butt water tight?
Rome wasn't built in a day........but they didn't spend all week at it either!!
I don't know why they made the day's so short when they built this place.
Monday morning wake up call.
Day after tommorrow is the middle of the week and bugger all done yet!!
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gcreekrch
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Joined: 21 Feb 2008
Posts: 8922
Location: west chilcotin bc
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If that guy is in such a hurry to get someplace, he should have left yesterday.
He who has, must lose.
No matter how hard you try, you can't kill them all.
Stupid cows, that's why we eat them.
When you go to cullin' someone else's cows, you're takin' your life in your hands.
Little man syndrome, where size of body and ego don't match.
If you haven't got anything to say, shut up.
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pups and bucks
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Joined: 07 Nov 2010
Posts: 282
Location: SE North Dakota
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having (put in a name) around is like losing two good men
more moves than a burlap bag full of bobcats
watching her walk away reminds me of 2 hogs fighting
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Big Muddy rancher
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Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Posts: 15725
Location: Big Muddy valley
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Facts without theory is Trivia
Theory without Facts is Bull s***.
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per
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Posts: 6136
Location: SW Alberta
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Perception is reality.
Truth is negotiable.
The weather will improve in 2 days.
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pups and bucks
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Joined: 07 Nov 2010
Posts: 282
Location: SE North Dakota
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loomixguy
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Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 2280
Location: The Dark Side
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People in Hell want ice water.
You should have seen him sh#t a wiggle worm with a glass eye when he found out.
Women are just like cars. There's a new crop every year.
Don't pi$$ down my back and tell me it's raining.
Doin' right ain't got no end.
You've gotta improvise, adapt, overcome.
Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
Why?
All the time, sh#t.
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cure
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Joined: 19 Nov 2007
Posts: 260
Location: utah
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Some days your the pigeon and other days your the statue
Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow
Age has done what religion never could
You herford head. (Hard headed)
There are two types of people in the world those that work and those that are on welfare
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Justin
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Location: NW South Dakota
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MsSage
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Joined: 27 Oct 2005
Posts: 4594
Location: NW Panhandle Texas
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Bruce
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Joined: 22 Aug 2009
Posts: 116
Location: Northern Alberta Canada
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He's so crooked he sleep's in a grain auger.
Pay attention here or we're gunna be driven on the scenery and lookin at the road.
Put him in a padded room with 2 steel ball bearing's and he will break one and lose the other.
There's only 2 lever's around here, lever be, and lever to me.
I only got 2 gear's....but one's so slow I hardly ever use it.
Don't know.....don't touch.
If your not the lead dog the view never change's.
If your gunna ride your gunna fall.
Shoot low men...there ride'n shetlend's.
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