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sweetbasil
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 Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:32 pm Post subject: Sweetbasil needs some laughs... |
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Hope that you are having a lovely Wednesday.
I think the "blues bug" visited me today. I need a laugh, so if you have any jokes, or an inspirational piece of writing, please share it!
Thank you, for allowing me the opportunity to be part of the community.
SB
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kris
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leanin' H
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says, "Man, it's hot in here!" The second muffins says, "Holy cow! A talking muffin!" 
Three bulls are standing in a pasture. The rancher drives up the driveway pulling a stock trailer with a new bull in it. The three bulls are watching him come and visiting. The old herd bull says, "I have 200 cows and i have been the king here for years. If that new bull even looks at one of my cows i will stomp him." The middle bull says, "I have been here two years and have 50 cows and i will thump that new bull if he thinks about taking my cows." The yearling bull says, "I only have one homely heifer but i will fight to the death to keep her." The rancher backs up to the pasture and unloads the new bull who is taller than a draft horse, has a hump like a buffalo and has razor sharp horns. He's the king kong of bulls! The old bull says,"I am starting to think 200 cows are way too much work. I could get by easy with only 50 or so!" The middle bull says, "50 cows is even to much to worry about. I think 10 would work for me." The little bull starts pawing and bellaring and blowing snot in the air like he is godzilla! The other two bulls tell him to pipe down. He just gets more on the fight. Finally the old bull asks, "You want that new monster to kill you?" The little bull replys, "I just want him to know i'm a BULL!" 
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jigs
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I keep a picture of Big Muddy hanging on my wall....every time I feel a little blue, I look at that pic, and it gives me a chuckle.....
I also keep one of SandHusker and Loomix guy in thier Big Red overalls....it helps remind me to donate to the special olympics!
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katrina
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sweetbasil
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| Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:17 am Post subject: |
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says, "Man, it's hot in here!" The second muffins says, "Holy cow! A talking muffin!"
Three bulls are standing in a pasture. The rancher drives up the driveway pulling a stock trailer with a new bull in it. The three bulls are watching him come and visiting. The old herd bull says, "I have 200 cows and i have been the king here for years. If that new bull even looks at one of my cows i will stomp him." The middle bull says, "I have been here two years and have 50 cows and i will thump that new bull if he thinks about taking my cows." The yearling bull says, "I only have one homely heifer but i will fight to the death to keep her." The rancher backs up to the pasture and unloads the new bull who is taller than a draft horse, has a hump like a buffalo and has razor sharp horns. He's the king kong of bulls! The old bull says,"I am starting to think 200 cows are way too much work. I could get by easy with only 50 or so!" The middle bull says, "50 cows is even to much to worry about. I think 10 would work for me." The little bull starts pawing and bellaring and blowing snot in the air like he is godzilla! The other two bulls tell him to pipe down. He just gets more on the fight. Finally the old bull asks, "You want that new monster to kill you?" The little bull replys, "I just want him to know i'm a BULL!" |
 , Thanks so much for taking the time to post this joke. It was good!
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sweetbasil
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sweetbasil
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| jigs wrote: |
I keep a picture of Big Muddy hanging on my wall....every time I feel a little blue, I look at that pic, and it gives me a chuckle.....
I also keep one of SandHusker and Loomix guy in thier Big Red overalls....it helps remind me to donate to the special olympics! |
Today is the 1st, so making a donation to St. Jude is a privilege that brings me joy!
Where is BMR?
Thanks for posting!
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sweetbasil
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leanin' H
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Big Muddy rancher
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jigs
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