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PureCountry
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
How about the guy that sneaks in real quiet from the bar, finds his wife snoring with her mouth open. So, knowing she always has an excuse, he drops two Tylenol in her mouth. She wakes up, gagging and choking, hollering, "What the hell was that?"

He says, "Two Tylenol."

She says, "What for? I ain't gotta headache!!"

He responds, "Great!! Let's get at it then!!"

Razz Razz Wink
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HAY MAKER
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
PureCountry wrote:
How about the guy that sneaks in real quiet from the bar, finds his wife snoring with her mouth open. So, knowing she always has an excuse, he drops two Tylenol in her mouth. She wakes up, gagging and choking, hollering, "What the hell was that?"

He says, "Two Tylenol."

She says, "What for? I ain't gotta headache!!"

He responds, "Great!! Let's get at it then!!"

Razz Razz Wink

Shocked Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy ...............good luck
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Jinglebob
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Very funny! Guess I got both cuz they both sound like a heck of a good idea to me. 'Course I never go out with the guys, so I'm only guessing here! Wink
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Soapweed
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
This is a true story. A branding was in full progress, with the crew hard at work. A rancher noticed that his daughter and her partner were wrestling every calf that came their way, and were doing a very good job. His son, on the other hand, seemed to be propped up against the fence acting like he was keeping it from falling over. The rancher sized up the situation and drawled to his neighbor, "Looks like they hung the balls on the wrong one." Shocked Wink Smile
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Jinglebob
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Maybe his dear old dad needed to give him a swift kick in the butt to see if they would pop out! Wink
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James
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hey Katrina I remember that one, they used a pair of scissors to try and do the work with. Made for interesting conversation in the coffee shop for sure
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katrina
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I wondered if anyone would remember.. Shocked It's still hard for me to believe...
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Saddletramp
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah..... I remember that Bobbit deal ......

They said she was crazy....
But he was just NUTS. Laughing Laughing Laughing Shocked
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hometowngurl
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
As for the superglue story, it was a woman from Ohio, that wanted to get even with hubby who came home from seeing his girlfriend. So she superglued his" you-know-what" to his other leg and closed up the end too Exclamation Rolling Eyes Laughing Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Razz What a way to get even, ouch. Clap gag Clap Cowboy
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hometowngurl
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
As for the superglue story, it was a woman from Ohio, that wanted to get even with hubby who came home from seeing his girlfriend. So she superglued his" you-know-what" to his other leg and closed up the end too Exclamation Rolling Eyes Laughing Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Razz What a way to get even, ouch. Clap gag Clap Cowboy[/quote]I guess you could say.... that she got him in the.........end. Rolling Eyes Embarassed Laughing Rolling Eyes Razz Exclamation
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