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Big Muddy rancher
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:21 pm    Post subject: So have we figured out who the blonde is? Reply with quote

Haymaker has me wondering who the blonde is that he is buying a Christmas gift for.


1; Is it his wife? He has mentioned her before but not much. Is he feeling guilty for spending to much time taking French lesson that he wants to make it up to her?

2; Is it the French Hussie he's been hanging around with supposedly trying to learn French? We all know how he would practice with her.


3;Is it his misstress? He did mention he had known her a long time? For a guy closing in on senility a long time might have been since breakfast.


4:Is this a real person or just a cardboard cutout he placed behind the wheel of his mule to make us think he really was a "LADIES MAN"?


We may never know the truth because the truth is beyond Haymakers capability to tell. Cowboy


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's a pretty good looking chickypoo, kind of a Blonde de High Octane. I hope ol' Haymaker is speedy enough to keep up with her. He probably can if Elmo doesn't flub things up. Wink Smile


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hope ole Haymaker has a good heart if he starts taking viagra or something.... she looks a little younger than the ole fella Laughing Cowboy


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She seems so lifelike-aww the wonders of modern inflation-I'm betting it's his adopted sister she's too cute to be related by blood.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She seems to prefer riding the mule and saving the cowboy! Laughing Laughing
Might be the best for the old fella Exclamation Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haymaker is being amazingly quiet about this. Do you suppose his wife got word of his Xmas shopping spree? Eyes Cry Frown Cowboy


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big Muddy rancher wrote:
Haymaker is being amazingly quiet about this. Do you suppose his wife got word of his Xmas shopping spree? Eyes Cry Frown Cowboy


Do you think he might be driving to Montana to get some "Montana Silver"?

I personally think that blondes look better in 24 karat GOLD.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mike wrote:
Big Muddy rancher wrote:
Haymaker is being amazingly quiet about this. Do you suppose his wife got word of his Xmas shopping spree? Eyes Cry Frown Cowboy


Do you think he might be driving to Montana to get some "Montana Silver"?

I personally think that blondes look better in 24 karat GOLD.



Maybe he's going to Lincon MT to hid out in the Una Bomber's cabin until his wife cools down about the French Hussie he's been braggin about all fall. Cowboy


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gee have you noticed who is Conspicuous by his absence Exclamation Eyes Cowboy Christmas


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haymaker's only response can be........... Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never mind these guys Haymensa!! That is a good-lookin female in that picture.You should be proud that you were able to snag such a fine specimen. I'm proud of you!!!(Was it the gravy on your shirt?)
That blonde lady, behind the wheel(wearing the sweater) is attractive as well. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm still confused. Just can't figure out which one is his mother.


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