Nevermind (don't bother reading this)

mp.freelance · Member Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Posts: 510 Location: Oregon

I tried to post a hilarious animated clip through photobucket, but it didn't work. Sorry folks.

TimH · Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:27 pm Post subject:

Only 30 views so far. I gotta wonder who the other 29 people are,who,like me, have a hard time comprehending what "don't bother reading this" means!!!! Laughing

katrina · Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:29 pm Post subject:

I read it because I seen that Tim had............. Rolling Eyes

mp.freelance · Member Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Posts: 510 Location: Oregon

I'm sure I can figure it out eventually.

TimH · Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:42 pm Post subject:

katrina · Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:48 pm Post subject:

Hey what can I say...This is the same tim that mike calls a turd or shithead right??????? Still cracks me up..........

Hanta Yo · Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:50 pm Post subject:

I just think it's human nature. When told not to read and it's there in front of our face, can't resist Rolling Eyes

TimH · Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:55 pm Post subject:

Denny · Rancher Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 4411 Location: Mn usa

PureCountry · Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:04 pm Post subject:

That's a funny joke right there! If you don't think that's funny you git the hell outta here, cause that's funny! Laughing

MsSage · Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:13 pm Post subject:

Kinda like the "Wet Paint" sign ....I admit I HAVE to touch LOL

mp.freelance · Member Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Posts: 510 Location: Oregon

I think I can make up for my lack of technical prowess with a terrible, terrible disgusting joke. Read further at your own risk:

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,
sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it
whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in
sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,
then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats
it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls
it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he
asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it
out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he had to s*** out that cue ball, he
measures everything first."

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