DUI

[HAY MAKER]

TEXAS STATE TROOPER

A TEXAS State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles
south of the LOUISIANNA/TEXAS state line. When the Trooper asked the
driverwhy he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night
at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if
the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him
a ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper
told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and
asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the
Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind
the patrol car. A drunk, good old boy, from TX got out and watched
the performance briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened
the
rear door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went
over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he
thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause
there'sno way in hell I can pass that test.

[Jinglebob]

PS It's on it's way!

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