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katrina
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:00 am    Post subject: Things a Mother Would Never Say Reply with quote
Things a Mother Would Never Say
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."

"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery."

"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week."

"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day."

"Well, if Timmy's Mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."

"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve."

"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve."
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
sooooo true!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing

"That prom dress covers WAY too much skin" (yep, from experience, folks!! Shocked )

"Purple is a GREAT hair color"

"I think Grand Theft Auto would make a wonderful birthday present for our 10 year old"

"Last one back from checking the mail on the 4-wheeler is a rotten egg"

"Helmets are for sissies"

"I liked your last boyfriend better...you know, the one with the pierced nose and lots of eyeliner"

come on, moms....let's hear it from the rest of ya!! You, too, Dads!! Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm so happy your dating a bull rider!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"I think a weekend getaway at a remote cabin with a bunch or your teenage friends and NO parental supervision is a GREAT idea...i mean, we adults would just ruin your good time!"
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
why it's ok for you to have beer, why we drank beer when we were only 15.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
sw wrote:
why it's ok for you to have beer, why we drank beer when we were only 15.


cowboyup says "you waited that long??? Shocked "
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
sw wrote:
why it's ok for you to have beer, why we drank beer when we were only 15.


"and we also smoke pot and lots of other things, too....so, of course you can!" Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
why you're out of money, let me buy you that can of chew
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
sw wrote:
why you're out of money, let me buy you that can of chew


or next pack of cigarettes...or next 12 pack of budweiser! Wink

Don't worry about helping me fix dinner...I simply LOVE to cook for 7 after putting in 13 hours of "run, run, run"
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I dont wanna see the carpet in your room!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
the_jersey_lilly_2000 wrote:
I dont wanna see the carpet in your room!!!!


OOOOPS!!! sounds like you maybe knew my mom when I was a teenager....my carpet was hidden for many, many years...when I moved out, I realized that it was blue..not green!! Shocked

"How can I possibly expect to get my car 'broke in' if you won't drive it more often?"
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
just noticed that demodrivergus is online.,...can't wait to hear what she has to say about this thread!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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