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theHiredMansWife
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:42 pm    Post subject: Think you know everything? Reply with quote

Just got this so I don't know if they're all true! Very Happy
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For those of you who just thought you knew everything,
here's a refresher course...

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

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The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)

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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man."

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Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

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Pearls melt in vinegar.

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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush
in the living room now!)

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And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that; don't YOU?)

Now you know everything


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OldDog/NewTricks
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bar Code FAQ's

http://www.adams1.com/pub/russadam/faq.html

This has got me to thinking - Now I have questions on RFID Bar Codes On Cattle Ear Tags

Bar Tags
http://www.nationalband.com/nbtbarc.htm

So many Questions to understand Bar Codes and RFID's

There is a Company that claimes to have a "reader" that will read 1 bar code in a group from 5' away

I'm back to feeling like a dumb old Cowboy but I'll learn


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ranchwife
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gonna have to copy this for the 16 year old to put in her school newspaper....I know that I sure did not know alot of these little tidbits!!! Shocked


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ranchwife
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i wonder how many people (especially men) are running for a really big piece of paper right now just in hopes of being proven superior?? Wink


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nr
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Duck quacks do echo, says Urban legends:

"So a duck's quack certainly echoes around our reverberation chamber, so a duck's quack does echo. Which leads to the most interesting question, why did the myth arise? The are a few possible explanations that I can think of:
The quack does echo, but it is usually too quiet to hear. When you want to hear an echo, you usually make a very loud noise to make sure the reflection can be heard. But a duck quacks too quietly, so the reflection is too quiet to hear.
Ducks don't quack near reflecting surfaces. You need a large reflecting surface, a mountain or building for the sound to reflect off. Maybe ducks don't hang around reflecting surfaces.
It is hard to hear the echo of a sound which fades in and fades out."


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Northern Rancher
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I know cows can go up stairs because my buddies had a heifer climb them and get in the ogffice/bedroom of their new mega calving barn. She got back down them but it was more of a drag than a lead lol.


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Les
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and i did not run for a big piece of paper i got my kid to get me one Smile


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Juan
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Les wrote:
and i did not run for a big piece of paper i got my kid to get me one Smile

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


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theHiredMansWife
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing






The one I really liked was "Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. "

I think that should hang in every major airport. Wink


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OldDog/NewTricks
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

theHiredMansWife wrote:
Laughing

The one I really liked was "Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. "

I think that should hang in every major airport. Wink


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Tommy
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

Wrong. I planted some seedling Burr oak trees about 20 years ago, they have been producing acorns for four or five years.

I like this one...The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

Who tried it to find out?

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.

How do they get them off pots then?


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theHiredMansWife
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pots don't have stairs, they have ramps...

I had the same thought about coconuts, though. This is what I found when googling:
http://www.zetatalk.com/health/theal04z.htm


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