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HAY MAKER
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:09 am    Post subject: VERY TRUE ?? Reply with quote

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide. The first old guy says to the
second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I
was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't
find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you
find her. What does she look like?"
The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old,
tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust,
and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look
like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours." Shocked




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EmptyPockets
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

True Story!


We found my wife at the checkout counter!!!! Wink


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OldDog/NewTricks
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holly *%&$
That's Where I Ditched Mine Exclamation Wink


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ranchwife
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OldDog/NewTricks wrote:
Holly *%&$
That's Where I Ditched Mine Exclamation Wink


Laugh Laugh Laugh
STOP!! YOU TWO ARE KILLING ME!!!! Shocked


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the_jersey_lilly_2000
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So if Mr Lilly disappears in Walmart - I can rest assured he's just helpin some poor feller look for his wife?







He tends to go missin quite frequently in there ya know Laugh


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passin thru
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A guy I know said that he was going to have his wifes employer make her check out to Wallyworld.................it would be a lot less hassle Laughing


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Karl
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Thats great


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OldDog/NewTricks
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_jersey_lilly_2000 wrote:

He tends to go missin quite frequently in there ya know Laugh


He's looking for Free Samples Exclamation
Food that is - Food YEA! Food

I was going to say
Something To Eat Exclamation but...


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