VERY TRUE ??

HAY MAKER · Rancher Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 8307 Location: Texas

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide. The first old guy says to the
second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I
was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't
find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you
find her. What does she look like?"
The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old,
tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust,
and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look
like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours." Shocked

EmptyPockets · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:16 am Post subject:

True Story!

We found my wife at the checkout counter!!!! Wink

OldDog/NewTricks · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:08 pm Post subject:

Holly *%&$
That's Where I Ditched Mine Exclamation

ranchwife · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject:

the_jersey_lilly_2000 · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:36 pm Post subject:

So if Mr Lilly disappears in Walmart - I can rest assured he's just helpin some poor feller look for his wife?

He tends to go missin quite frequently in there ya know Laugh

passin thru · Rancher Joined: 06 Apr 2005 Posts: 2602

A guy I know said that he was going to have his wifes employer make her check out to Wallyworld.................it would be a lot less hassle Laughing

Karl · Member Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 93 Location: Nebraska

Thats great

OldDog/NewTricks · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:46 am Post subject:

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