Old is WHEN!!!!

[chrisy]

What is Old?
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> "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!"
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> "OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
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> "OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
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> "OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
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> "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
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> "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by.... the doctor instead of by the police.
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> "OLD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.
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> "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
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> "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to wee
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