Haymaker's doctor appointment

[Big Muddy rancher]

Haymaker,a 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Haymaker walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Haymaker and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Haymaker replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

[Ranchy]

[Bruce]

Overheard in the Coffee Shop

Soapweed "Windy today isn't it"
OT "No it's Thursday"
HayMaker "Me to, I'll buy the first round"