Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month?

[katrina]

from Audrey Hepburn .















To A Beautiful Woman

Be Sure to read about Audrey Hepburn at the end

Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep.



Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags.





Please no age spots Please no grey And as for my belly, Please take it away.



Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord



For all that you've done.





Five tips for a woman....



1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.



2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.



3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn't lie to you.



4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.



5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.



Foot Note:



One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'


Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her 'beauty tips.'



It was read at her funeral years later.





For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.

[Pig Farmer]

Awesome Katrina totally Awesome. Now if I can only get the chocolate cookie out of my lungs I gagged on when reading about the sagging boobs.

[katrina]

With this weather, I thought we all needed a laugh....

[Faster horses]

That was good, katrina. Thanks for sharing it.