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katrina
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 Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:08 pm Post subject: Language Barrier |
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Language Barrier
A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher again understood, and gave her some chicken breasts.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
Stop, for a moment, and try to visualize what you think she did.
(Then, scroll down.)
What in the world were you thinking?
Hellooooooo... ...her husband speaks English!
Now get back to work!!
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ranchwife
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CattleRMe
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Hanta Yo
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passin thru
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passin thru
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A lonely rich widowed woman, decided that it was time to get remarried and find fulfillment in life. She put an classified ad in the local paper reading:
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
The very next day she heard the doorbell ringing. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray - haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!"
The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any arms either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile. And then said:
"My lady, How do you think I rang your doorbell?
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Hanta Yo
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Jinglebob
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ranchwife
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katrina
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| Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:24 am Post subject: |
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| That is a hoot!!!!!!!!! I love it.......
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