Kansas Technology

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After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their New York ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: ' California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.' One week later, the 'Trego County News,' a local news paper in WaKeeney, Ks., reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30 yards in wheat fields near WaKeeney, KS , Larry the Cable Guy, a self- taught archaeologist reported that he found absolutely nothing. Larry has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Kansas had already gone wireless.'