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A cardiologist died

Postby HAY MAKER » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:41 am

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate
funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood
behind the casket during the service. Following the
eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in
the beautiful heart forever. At that point,
one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all
eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted.

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Postby Liberty Belle » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:03 am

Haymaker,
My daughter, who is an OB/GYN, sent me this joke a couple years ago with the comment that she was really glad that she hadn't taken a "back door" approach to medicine! :D


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