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Postby Radar » Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:12 am

There once was a woman named Carol
Who had difficulty finding aparrel
Her ass didn't quite
So her slacks wouldn't fit
And she had to carry her t!ts in a barrel :P

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Postby ranchwife » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:54 am

radar....love em!! Got more?? i have a few, but not very nice!!! my husband says them all the time and they usually start with "there once was a man named dave...", or "there once was a man from bel aire"...or "there once was a man in pony"....and they all go from there and i have to cover the kids' ears!!LOL!!!

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Postby Radar » Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:58 am

I don't, off the top of my head. But you should post 'em, and if they are to bad instead of putting in the real word, put in qoutes "rhymes with..........". They crack me up!

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Postby Denny » Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:32 am

there was a man from cass
who's balls were made of brass
in stormy weather they'd clang together
and lightning shot out his ASS..


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