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It's a Miracle!

Postby Kato » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:18 am

A devout cowboy lost his bible while out fencing on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him with his bible in her mouth.

He took the bible from the cow and then raised his eyes to the heavens and declared, "It's a miracle!".

"Not really" said the cow. "Your name was written inside the front cover."
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