A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in Northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says,"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies. (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area" he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
She says "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault."
"But I haven't even touched you."
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could
start at any moment."
The Warden says "Have a nice day ma'am," and leaves.
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