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katrina
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WOMEN

Postby katrina » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:46 am

Women





BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF







A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER




I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER




COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH




I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN




WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT



OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME




DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN



ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE







And last but not least:



IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

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Postby ranchwife » Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:55 am

been awake now for 20 hours now....finally made it home and your "women" was the first thing i read....what a way to end a really good "day"....i'll probably still be laughing in my sleep!!! LOL!!! thanks, katrina!!


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