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Liberty Belle
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Postby Liberty Belle » Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:40 pm

All this near death talk is depressing. It reminded me of a sermon our pastor gave a couple Sundays ago about what our last words on earth would be. After giving it a lot of thought, I think mine will probably be... Oh, Oh!

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Postby ranchwife » Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:59 am

rancher wrote:I am too weak to type my address. :( Can sleep about an hour and have to move the old bones. Sure feel like hell for only being 29 years old.


OH to be 29 again.....if you are aching now, just wait til the big 40 starts staring down at ya...the hubby will be 39 in march and my 36th is tuesday....ya wanna talk feel old??!! :wink:

sure hope you are feeling better!!
Love wins....ennis, montana....June 14, 2003!!!
Never forget!

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Postby Soapweed » Sun Feb 27, 2005 7:39 am

Heck, you folks are mere youngsters and still wet behind the ears. Consider yourselves lucky. At 53, I am just happy to still be kickin', and doing what I like to do. Have to brag a little bit, because I did ride horseback a hundred miles in one day (on five different horses) when I was almost 47 years old. My "almost 41 year old" wife accompanied me. We will probably never do that again, but we can say we did it once. :)

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Postby Faster horses » Sun Feb 27, 2005 10:03 am

Well, Soap, you've dangled the carrot.

Now would you please tell us the rest of the story?
Why did you ride 100 miles in one day on five horses?
Was someone after you? LOL!!

Seriously, I figure thats more than likely another good story!

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Postby rancher » Sun Feb 27, 2005 10:13 am

Shelly, I was just wishing to be 29. This is dedicated to me. Got the cows fed that I could and wife will cake and do the big bunch for me,so off to bed, feel worse than before, my head feels like a watermelon and the rest of the body is no better.

The grave side service


A young preacher was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave side service for a man who died with no family or friends. The funeral was held way back in the country and the young preacher got lost on the way. When he arrived
an hour late, he saw a backhoe and crew, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

The workmen were eating lunch. The diligent pastor went to the open grave to find the vault lid in place, but still he poured out his heart and preached an impassioned and lengthy service. Returning to his car, the young preacher
felt that he had done his duty and he would leave with a renewed sense of purpose and dedication, in spite of his tardiness.

As he got into his car, he overheard one of the workers talking to another worker: "I've been putting in septic tanks for 20 years, and I ain't never seen anything like that before. Sort of gives new meaning to the term 'Holy s***'."
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss

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Postby Soapweed » Sun Feb 27, 2005 10:30 am

That is funny, rancher.

Hope you have a good day, even thought you are under the weather. The good news is you only have eight days to go. The bad news is that the third day is the worst, and that is tomorrow. :( :wink: :lol:

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Postby rancher » Sun Feb 27, 2005 11:48 am

Soapweed, no today is the 3rd day and I feel like holy s***. So you are telling me it will be up hill after today, Please say so. I haven't been this sick in 10-15 years unless it was the 3 day stomach flu I had one time.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss

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Postby Mike » Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:02 pm

rancher wrote:Soapweed, no today is the 3rd day and I feel like holy s***. So you are telling me it will be up hill after today, Please say so. I haven't been this sick in 10-15 years unless it was the 3 day stomach flu I had one time.


Rancher, catch a ride down here on one of those "black copters" on your barn and I'll fill you up with Tangle Ridge!

I remember when I was young when one of us kids started coming down with something the first thing my mom would break out is the "Castor Oil".
Might make you forget how bad you feel!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.


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