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Postby ranchwife » Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:37 pm

jody.....a tractor driving teenager?? wow!! if she is not too busy this summer (HAAHAA), let me know...have a thousand acres worth of hay and barley and wheat and could always use the help!!! :D :wink:
Love wins....ennis, montana....June 14, 2003!!!
Never forget!

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Postby Hanta Yo » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:30 pm

This has been around to us twice in e-mail but I just couldn't resist!
>"Dear Mom"
>
>
>As a mother was passing by her daughter's bedroom, she was astonished to
>see
>the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an
>envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed,
>"Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the
>letter with trembling hands:
>Dear Mom,
>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
>with
>my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've
>been finding real passion with John and he is so nice even with all his
>piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
>passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy. He
>already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
>whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now
>one
>of my dreams too. John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone
>and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the
>cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will
>find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it! Don't
>worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some
>day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
>grandchildren.
>Your daughter,
>Judith
>PS:
>Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house I
>just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
>report
>card which is in my desk drawer.
>I love you!
>Call when it is safe for me to come home.
>
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'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession.
I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.'
-Ronald Reagan

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Postby ranchwife » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:36 pm

Hanta Yo......after i got done laughing hysterically and reading this to my co-workers here at the hospital, i sent a copy to my own 15 year old who (lucky me) still thinks boys have COOTIES!!! hell, if she keeps that attitude til she's 30, we will be in good shape!!! anyway, sure helps put things in perspective, huh? she has truly been a gift to me and i thank god everyday for sending her to me for however long is intended!!! thanks for the smile!!
Love wins....ennis, montana....June 14, 2003!!!

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Postby Hanta Yo » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:49 pm

You're quite welcome. I have a daughter who is 12 (last one left home) and she gets very good grades but I can imagine her pulling something like that but not for the same reason... I hope she thinks boys has cooties till she's at least 40! Glad to bring on the smiles! :lol:
'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession.

I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.'

-Ronald Reagan


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