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Fredrick's of Hollywood

Postby TimH » Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:00 am

> > >
> > >Husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
> > >lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range
from
> > >$250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts
for
> > >the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
> > >
> > >He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
> model
> > >it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea " . It's so
sheer
> > >that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the
> > >modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for
myself."
> > >
> > >So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
> > >
> > >The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
least
> > >iron it!" :shock:

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Postby Mike » Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:11 pm

Good one! Damn Good one!

You been to Douglas?
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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Postby TimH » Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:27 pm

Mike, No, I never made it to Douglas yet. I picked up that flu-bug or whatever it is last week, so didn't feel much like it.Damn kids pack all those germs home from school I think!! :x
Still hoping to get there maybe this coming week or next.

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Postby rancher » Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:33 pm

picked up that flu-bug or whatever it is last week, so didn't feel much like it.

TimH, I must have got it from you. :mad:
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss

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Postby TimH » Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:41 pm

Rancher-"TimH, I must have got it from you. "

Well I'm sorry about that Rancher!!! I'll be sure and wash my hands and try not to breathe on my keyboard when I post!! :lol:
Maybe its some kind of new computer virus!! :D

Or have you been cruising my place in your helicopter and got too close? :wink:


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