Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Floyd.
He is hiding marijuana barried in a can in his back yard!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Floyd's house.
They dig up his entire garden searching for the can where his Marijuana is kept. Using shovels, spades and even a backhoe,
they dig up the entire back yard, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Floyd and leave.
The phone rings at Floyd's house. "Hey, Floyd! This here is Virgil.
Did the Sheriff come?"
"Did they dig up you gardin?"
"Just returnin the favor, make sure to save me some tomaters" Thanks, buddy!" (Who says rednecks aren't real bright!)