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Little David on the farm field trip.

Postby SASH » Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:58 am

My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this tale after another
class returned from a trip to a working farm:

My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip.

"Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f***ers."

Wife: "er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what
is a f***er?"

David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk"

Wife: "but who said they were called, er, f***ers?"

David: "that was our teacher. Well actually she called them "effers",
but we all knew what she meant."
"Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat - THAT'S bad for you!"

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