My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this tale after another
class returned from a trip to a working farm:
My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip.
"Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f***ers."
Wife: "er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what
is a f***er?"
David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk"
Wife: "but who said they were called, er, f***ers?"
David: "that was our teacher. Well actually she called them "effers",
but we all knew what she meant."
"Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat - THAT'S bad for you!"