This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking
like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think
anybody could celebrate that long."
Services will be held at 2:30pm Saturday at Forever Green Mortuary.
FREEDOM IS NOT FREE. FREEDOM IS BOUGHT AND PAID FOR BY THE BRAVE SO THE FREE CAN BE FREE.