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Postby HAY MAKER » Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:08 am


Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears
about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota.

He drives to NORDAKOTA , looks at the cow, reaches under to see if she
gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.

Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then
reaches under the cow to try again.

He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.

Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion,

Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.

He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey Sven, come and look at
dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, yah?"

Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"

Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota".

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Postby ranchwife » Sat Mar 05, 2005 5:32 pm

ENCORE!!! ENCORE!!! :lol: :lol:
Love wins....ennis, montana....June 14, 2003!!!
Never forget!

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Postby Tom S » Sat Mar 05, 2005 8:16 pm

By God Hay Maker, you did good on that one! That's the way it is around here. :clap:
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