UFF DA IS...........
.trying to dance the polka to rock and roll music.
.losing your wad of gum in the chicken yard.
.having Swedish meat balls at a lutefisk supper.
.spending two hours cleaning up my room and mom says, "Uff Da."
.walking downtown and then wondering what you wanted.
.arriving late at a lutefisk supper and getting served minced ham instead.
.looking in the mirror and discovering you're not getting better, you're just getting older.
.having a mouse crawl up your pant leg when you're on a hay load.
.eating hot soup when you've got a runny nose.
.getting out of bed in the morning with a backache.
.getting swished in the face with a cow's wet tail.
.waking yourself up in church with your own snoring.
.forgetting your mother-in-law's first name.
.when two steady girl friends find out about each other.
.noticing non-Norwegians at a church dinner using lefse for a napkin.
..sneezing so hard that your false teeth end up in the bread plate.
.NOT being Norwegian.