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Postby HAY MAKER » Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:06 pm

Casa Paloma wrote:Now why are y'all talking bad about my beloved KD? I know she would never two-time me with that crusty old Haystacker. She told me in a song that she would always be faithful and I knew she wouldn't lie to me.


Be careful casa paloma are you will have some of these red necks callin you casa paloma homa..............good luck PS what part of Texas are you in.

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Postby Northern Rancher » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:17 pm

The only KD I love is Kraft Dinner lol. I didn't kill himwith a fencing tool but I did get in a mess with a sow and cubs once and thats all i had luckey she backed off lol. The grass still grows greener where I was standing after that large appliication of fertilizer. Dr. Ismay has a picture of me and a big bear and he tells everybody I killed it with a fencing tool.

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Postby Jinglebob » Thu Mar 10, 2005 9:05 am

Hey! I wish you guys would quit pickin' on us lesbians! Do you know what a lesbian is? I was told that it's someone who would rather sleep with women than men, so I guess I'm a lesbian! So quit pickin' on us! :lol:
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Postby katrina » Thu Mar 10, 2005 10:50 am

One thing about it, KD can sure yodel... :lol:

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Postby Denny » Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:50 am

Jinglebob wrote:Hey! I wish you guys would quit pickin' on us lesbians! Do you know what a lesbian is? I was told that it's someone who would rather sleep with women than men, so I guess I'm a lesbian! So quit pickin' on us! :lol:




Acowboy goes into a bar,

He see's 2 hot lookin gals sitten across the way.
He tells the bartender to set them both up with a beer

The bartender says they wont take one cause there lesbians.
The cowboy a little confused ask whats a lesbian?
The bartender tells him to go ask his self.

So he strolls over and ask them what a lesbian is.
Well they explain that they would rather have sex with women than men.

The cowboy hollars "hey bartender bring us 3 lesbians a beer" :lol: :lol:

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Postby Denny » Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:51 am

katrina wrote:One thing about it, KD can sure yodel... :lol:



She learned that when she dated MEN.....

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Postby Juan » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:35 pm

Denny ......You cleaned that one up a little!!
As for KD thay is one Canadian export we can do without.
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Postby Les » Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:27 pm

We kicked her out of canada for her remarks that beef is bad for you.So you have to keep her down there. :-)

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Postby Denny » Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:00 pm

Juan wrote:Denny ......You cleaned that one up a little!!
As for KD thay is one Canadian export we can do without.


I know but if I told it the way I usually do the hall moniters would have had a hay day..

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Postby HAY MAKER » Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:20 pm

I believe if yall checked ,you would find it was BMR that taught her? how to yodel or she taught him I know they have done a little yodeling together if you know what I mean...............good luck

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Postby Big Muddy rancher » Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:38 pm

That's right Haymaker, She's the little gay lady whoooo. :wink: :cowboy:

Haymaker you seem intimidated by little Miss KD are you afraid she will OUT YOU.
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Postby HAY MAKER » Thu Mar 10, 2005 9:01 pm

Big Muddy rancher wrote:That's right Haymaker, She's the little gay lady whoooo. :wink: :cowboy:

Haymaker you seem intimidated by little Miss KD are you afraid she will OUT YOU.


You know BMR I remember the first time I saw that thing .Jumping around in that skirt with cowboy boots up to her knees and her slicked back like a mans funniest Damn thing I believe I ever saw then she started that yodeling I have never forgot that and every time I think of you canuckle heads I think of KD.............good luck PS are you still a big fan?


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