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Duct Tape or a Nail?

Postby Soapweed » Sun Oct 26, 2014 4:16 pm

Duct Tape or a Nail?

A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, 'Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in.'

'Okay,' the man says, 'I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart.'

'That's wonderful,' says St. Peter, 'that's worth two points!'

'Two points?!' he says.
'Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service.'

'Terrific!' says St. Peter.. 'That's certainly worth a point.'

'One point!?!!'
'I started a soup serving service in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans.'

'Fantastic, that's good for two more points,' he says.

'Two points!?!!’
'Exasperated, the man cries. 'At this rate the only way I'll get into heaven is by the grace of God.'

'Bingo! 100 points! Come on in!'

We often try to fix problems with WD-40 and duct tape.

God did it with a nail.

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Postby Faster horses » Sun Oct 26, 2014 8:23 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :nod:
"All the Democrats know how to do is lie and “forget.”--Trey Gowdy

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Postby jigs » Sun Oct 26, 2014 8:26 pm

excellent Soap...gonna steal this one for Facebook
never judge a man by his past, just pray he finds Jesus in his future.

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Postby George » Mon Nov 03, 2014 7:07 am

jigs wrote:excellent Soap...gonna steal this one for Facebook


What Jigs said!!!!!!
Watch your thoughts, they become your words.
Watch your words, they become your actions.
Watch your actions, they become your habits.
Watch your habits, they become your character.
Watch your character, it becomes your destiny.


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