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Postby George » Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:30 am

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
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Postby Denny » Fri Nov 21, 2014 7:13 am

The adds I laugh at are the ones about viagra what in the hell is a 50 year old guy going to do with a 4 hour erection. 99% of women could care less about sex anyhow. They need to make the pills for the women in my opinion.
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Postby pups and bucks » Sun Nov 23, 2014 6:52 pm

Denny wrote:The adds I laugh at are the ones about viagra what in the hell is a 50 year old guy going to do with a 4 hour erection. 99% of women could care less about sex anyhow. They need to make the pills for the women in my opinion.


Well Hell Denny........somebody has to take care of that 1% that does care!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
If it has tits or tires,it's going to give you trouble...........

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Postby George » Sun Nov 23, 2014 10:10 pm

Denny wrote:The adds I laugh at are the ones about viagra what in the hell is a 50 year old guy going to do with a 4 hour erection. 99% of women could care less about sex anyhow. They need to make the pills for the women in my opinion.


If the women don't want sex their partner is probably not a good lover
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Postby Denny » Mon Nov 24, 2014 7:27 am

George wrote:
Denny wrote:The adds I laugh at are the ones about viagra what in the hell is a 50 year old guy going to do with a 4 hour erection. 99% of women could care less about sex anyhow. They need to make the pills for the women in my opinion.


If the women don't want sex their partner is probably not a good lover


Must be alot of bad lovers according to all the men who have the same complaint
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