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One of those deals

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 6:37 am
by Soapweed
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

Re: One of those deals

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 11:28 am
by Mike
I can't imagine participating in horizontal recreation on those little uncomfortable exam beds/tables covered with paper.

Re: One of those deals

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 12:45 pm
by burnt
Mike wrote:I can't imagine participating in horizontal recreation on those little uncomfortable exam beds/tables covered with paper.


Well if it bothers you that much, you could likely participate without the paper cover...

Re: One of those deals

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 2:33 pm
by Mike
Burlap might be nice...........