Truly wish I could send some rain from down here. Supposed to rain ALL night.
rancher:"They say black helicopters are messing with our jet stream. If it doesn't start raining I might start believing them"
Old guys in the coffee shop the other morning saying about the same thing. They were blaming all this rain on the satellites orbiting earth. I jokingly asked one if he had any scientific evidence of this.
He said, "hell yea, just look outside, there's all the evidence you need".
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.