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Postby Mike » Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:23 am

Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank
Teenager Reports Seeing Man's Face In Toilet

POSTED: 4:56 pm EDT June 28, 2005
UPDATED: 6:05 pm EDT June 28, 2005

ALBANY, N.H. -- A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste.
Man Apparently Entered Tank Through Toilet
Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany.

"You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered," said Capt. John Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department.

Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole.

Moody was hosed off before police cuffed him.

"It's a very filthy environment, and before we put anybody in contact with him, we had to decontaminate him," Hebert said. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material."

Hikers using the outhouse on Tuesday said that the story was enough to make their stomachs turn.

"He just must be sick to put yourself in that muck. Disgusting," said Harriett Voysey, of New Jersey.

Police said they don't know how long Moody was in the tank, but they said the door to it was locked, which means he must have gone in through the toilet. They said they don't know why he was there.

"I started this business in 1980, and I have never in my career encountered anybody in this type of situation," Hebert said.

Police charged Moody with criminal trespass, and they said he could face more charges. He is out on bail and due back in court next month.
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Postby Big Muddy rancher » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:59 am

I guess this is why Macon put a "Everything Else" forum as this is covered in none of the above. Their is no little emoticon holding it's nose :!:
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Postby Mike » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:32 am

Big Muddy rancher wrote:I guess this is why Macon put a "Everything Else" forum as this is covered in none of the above. Their is no little emoticon holding it's nose :!:


When I read the article I went into convulsions from laughter thinking about that girl looking down in the toilet and seeing a man's face! What a way to go about trying to see a "HOO HAA". :lol: :lol:
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Postby SASH » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:10 am

Oh, I'm sure there must be some logical explanation, like he dropped his wallet or something. If it were me, though, I think I'd just let someone have the money in it and report the credit cards stolen and be done with it. But different strokes for different folks I guess. :roll:
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Postby Shelly » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:15 am

Yuck!!! That's just nasty!

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Postby TimH » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:27 am

Mike- "What a way to go about trying to see a "HOO HAA". "

Hey Mike, What's a "HOO HAA"?? :???:

Is it kinda like a "WAA ZOO"???? :???:

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Postby Mike » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:34 am

TimH wrote:Mike- "What a way to go about trying to see a "HOO HAA". "

Hey Mike, What's a "HOO HAA"?? :???:

Is it kinda like a "WAA ZOO"???? :???:


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OK, a "HOO HAA" is the "intimate anatomy" of a female. :wink:

"WAA ZOO"?
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Postby TimH » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:46 am

Mike- "OK, a "HOO HAA" is the "intimate anatomy" of a female.

"WAA ZOO"?"

Thanks Mike. That's what I thought but I was just making sure. After all "HOO HAA" could be the name of some type of outhouse part or something and maybe this guy was just a plumber doing his job. :wink:
I'm not exactly sure what a "WAA ZOO" is but I think it might be similar to a "HOO HAA".
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Postby Mike » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:10 am

TimH wrote:Mike- "OK, a "HOO HAA" is the "intimate anatomy" of a female.

"WAA ZOO"?"

Thanks Mike. That's what I thought but I was just making sure. After all "HOO HAA" could be the name of some type of outhouse part or something and maybe this guy was just a plumber doing his job. :wink:
I'm not exactly sure what a "WAA ZOO" is but I think it might be similar to a "HOO HAA".
Just call me "Jethro"!! :lol:

Just don't get "HOO HAA" mixed up with "HOO YAA". 8)
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Postby alabama » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:57 am

That reminds of the time I stopped in at a two holer up in North Alabama. The old guy on the one next to me got up and a quarter fell out of the top pocket on his bib overhauls and landed in the bottom of the pit. Without saying a word he reached in his pocket book and pulled out a five dollar bill and dropped in the out house pit. I ask him why and he told that it was not worth going down there for a quarter.

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Postby Mike » Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:00 pm

Alabama wrote:That reminds of the time I stopped in at a two holer up in North Alabama. The old guy on the one next to me got up and a quarter fell out of the top pocket on his bib overhauls and landed in the bottom of the pit. Without saying a word he reached in his pocket book and pulled out a five dollar bill and dropped in the out house pit. I ask him why and he told that it was not worth going down there for a quarter.


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Postby alabama » Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:09 pm

So you have her in training?
i think I will stick with running Girlfriend 1.0


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