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favorite quotes?

Postby LRAF » Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:57 pm

What's your favorite quotes? Doesn't matter if they are famous or if they are your own personal ones. Postem up.

Some of my favorites
Hanging in there like a spider
If ya can't change the people ....then change the people!

Just a few to start it off
PSALM 50:10
For every beast of the forest is mine,and the cattle upon a thousand hills.

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Postby Bruce » Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:31 am

It takes a good horse to buck me off.......but it don't take him long!!
Is a frog's butt water tight?
Rome wasn't built in a day........but they didn't spend all week at it either!!
I don't know why they made the day's so short when they built this place.

Monday morning wake up call.
Day after tommorrow is the middle of the week and bugger all done yet!!

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Postby gcreekrch » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:56 am

If that guy is in such a hurry to get someplace, he should have left yesterday.

He who has, must lose.

No matter how hard you try, you can't kill them all.

Stupid cows, that's why we eat them.

When you go to cullin' someone else's cows, you're takin' your life in your hands.

Little man syndrome, where size of body and ego don't match.

If you haven't got anything to say, shut up.
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Postby pups and bucks » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:15 am

having (put in a name) around is like losing two good men

more moves than a burlap bag full of bobcats

watching her walk away reminds me of 2 hogs fighting
If it has tits or tires,it's going to give you trouble...........

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Postby Big Muddy rancher » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:04 am

Facts without theory is Trivia

Theory without Facts is Bull s***.
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I can't tame wild women.

But I can make tame women wild.

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Postby per » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:38 am

Perception is reality.
Truth is negotiable.

The weather will improve in 2 days.

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Postby pups and bucks » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:59 am

this is in regards to my x wife
the only way she could get any meaner was to get bigger!!! :twisted:
If it has tits or tires,it's going to give you trouble...........

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Postby loomixguy » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:44 am

People in Hell want ice water.

You should have seen him sh#t a wiggle worm with a glass eye when he found out.

Women are just like cars. There's a new crop every year.

Don't pi$$ down my back and tell me it's raining.

Doin' right ain't got no end.

You've gotta improvise, adapt, overcome.

Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

Why?

All the time, sh#t.
Arguing with a Kansas State fan is like playing chess with a pigeon.

No matter how good you are, the pigeon is just going to s*** on the chessboard and strut around like it won anyway.

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Postby cure » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:42 am

Some days your the pigeon and other days your the statue
Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow
Age has done what religion never could
You herford head. (Hard headed)
There are two types of people in the world those that work and those that are on welfare
Lets ride

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Postby Justin » Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:44 pm

you can't fix stupid

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you can't fix stupid.
-Ron White-

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Postby MsSage » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:48 pm

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."
that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute a new Government.
Declaration of Independence

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Postby Bruce » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:52 pm

He's so crooked he sleep's in a grain auger.

Pay attention here or we're gunna be driven on the scenery and lookin at the road.

Put him in a padded room with 2 steel ball bearing's and he will break one and lose the other.

There's only 2 lever's around here, lever be, and lever to me.

I only got 2 gear's....but one's so slow I hardly ever use it.

Don't know.....don't touch.

If your not the lead dog the view never change's.

If your gunna ride your gunna fall.

Shoot low men...there ride'n shetlend's.


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