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Postby JDBalerman » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:03 am

Quickest way to get the corral fence fixed is to put two cows in there then knock the old fence over

A rotten job once started is half done.

well drillers theory.... put er in the hole and turn er to the right.

hay cutters rule.... put er down and give er H**L

As soon as you wake up, get up, and stay up!!!!

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Postby Faster horses » Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:01 pm

Mother Nature ain't got no mercy for nobody.
If in doubt, don't.
Your first lost is the easiest to take.
Don't ever let them see you sweat.
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Don't rain on anothers parade.
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Postby katrina » Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:01 pm

Wish in one hand and s*** in another and see whitch one is the fullest.
Bite me!
When hell freezes over.
When pigs fly.
Do I have stupid on my forehead?
If wishes were horses, beggers would ride.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Don't sweat the small stuff.

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Postby gcreekrch » Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:21 pm

Nervous as a whore in church.
Don't tell people your problems, half of em' don't care and the other half are glad you got em' We can all run the neighbors better'n our own

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Postby per » Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:41 pm

Son this is a lesson in what NOT to do.

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Postby MN Farm Girl » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:41 pm

I don't lie, I just use the truth recklessly.

Your reputation beats you to your destination.

Ya got stand for something, or you'll fall for anything.

Pretty is a pretty does.

There are two dates that they will carve on your headstone, however the only thing that matters is the little dash in between.
Promote beef, run over a chicken.

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Postby balestabber » Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:03 pm

that hired hand could tear up a bowling ball !!

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Postby JF Ranch » Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:24 pm

balestabber wrote:that hired hand could tear up a bowling ball !!


"He could tear up an anvil with a pair of pliers!"

Or:

"He was as nervous as a cow that'd been milked with a pair of cold pliers!"
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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Postby JF Ranch » Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:39 pm

Oh yeah, here's a favorite of mine that my Grandpa would say about getting work out of kids:

"One boy... pretty good boy.

Two boys... half a boy.

Three boys... no boy at all!"
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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Postby Soapweed » Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:42 pm

Here is one from my granddad. It rather fits Obama.

"It's pretty easy to cut a big strap when you're using someone else's leather."

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Postby gcreekrch » Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:46 pm

JF Ranch wrote:Oh yeah, here's a favorite of mine that my Grandpa would say about getting work out of kids:

"One boy... pretty good boy.

Two boys... half a boy.

Three boys... no boy at all!"



My FIL uses that one a lot. I wonder if he picked it up in Nebraska when he lived there?


Eat up son, a man that can't eat can't work and a man that can't work has no place here.

He was so tight he could squeeze a nickle til' the beaver crapped. (you Americans may need a Canuck to explain) :wink:
Don't tell people your problems, half of em' don't care and the other half are glad you got em' We can all run the neighbors better'n our own

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Postby Big Muddy rancher » Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:44 pm

JF Ranch wrote:Oh yeah, here's a favorite of mine that my Grandpa would say about getting work out of kids:

"One boy... pretty good boy.

Two boys... half a boy.

Three boys... no boy at all!"



He wouldn't have been talking about JF and Soapweed? :wink: :lol: :lol:
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