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Postby gcreekrch » Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:41 am

Made up one tonight........


I've never been short of hay but I have had a few too many cows at times.
Don't tell people your problems, half of em' don't care and the other half are glad you got em' We can all run the neighbors better'n our own

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Postby pups and bucks » Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:38 am

the only reason some people are alive is cuz it's illeagal to kill'em




I taught him everything I know and he still doesn't know anything!!



who you gonna believe .......me.......or them lying eyes of yours
If it has tits or tires,it's going to give you trouble...........

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Postby Soapweed » Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:04 am

Big Muddy rancher wrote:
JF Ranch wrote:Oh yeah, here's a favorite of mine that my Grandpa would say about getting work out of kids:

"One boy... pretty good boy.

Two boys... half a boy.

Three boys... no boy at all!"



He wouldn't have been talking about JF and Soapweed? :wink: :lol: :lol:


He very well could have been.

JF and I kind of made "half a boy," and then our crazier cousin would show up. :-) We called ourselves "the three musketeers." :wink:

gcreekrch wrote:Made up one tonight........


I've never been short of hay but I have had a few too many cows at times.


That's a good one, and it hits a bit close to home. I, too, am in that quandary.

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Postby JF Ranch » Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:36 am

Soapweed wrote:
Big Muddy rancher wrote:
JF Ranch wrote:Oh yeah, here's a favorite of mine that my Grandpa would say about getting work out of kids:

"One boy... pretty good boy.

Two boys... half a boy.

Three boys... no boy at all!"



He wouldn't have been talking about JF and Soapweed? :wink: :lol: :lol:


He very well could have been.

JF and I kind of made "half a boy," and then our crazier cousin would show up. :-) We called ourselves "the three musketeers." :wink:


BMR, you exposed a very likely possibility.

Likewise, Soap, analyzed it pretty well, except that the so called "crazier cousin" was always with us! Therefore I'm afraid we may have been in the "no boy at all" category most of the time.
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Postby cure » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:59 am

He's was worthless as teats on a bull
As happy as a new born calf on the teat for the first time
People die in bed
Lets ride

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Postby Kato » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:08 pm

A good friend will be there to bail you out.
A true friend will be sitting beside you saying "How the F%$# did we ever get into a mess like this?"



The more you hurry, the slower you go.



If he went any slower he'd be going backward.



Little dogs pee on big wheels.


And on that topic.... Don't eat yellow snow.




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Postby gcreekrch » Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:04 pm

Takes a big dog to weigh a ton.
Don't tell people your problems, half of em' don't care and the other half are glad you got em' We can all run the neighbors better'n our own

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Postby Soapweed » Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:44 am

Glamour tends to dissolve in sweat.

The only way to move cattle fast is to move them slow.

It's amazing how stupid a cow can be. What's more amazing is how many people can't outsmart a stupid old cow.

From the recent obituary of a man who was my friend: "When it came to horses, he never let common sense get in the way of desire."

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Postby pups and bucks » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:53 am

Don't go gettin your undies in a bunch

kooler than the other side of the pillow

only way he could get any dumber is to get bigger
If it has tits or tires,it's going to give you trouble...........

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Postby balestabber » Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:19 am

a champagne dinner on a whiskey budget.

have your cake and eat it to.

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Postby Bruce » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:15 pm

A fart'in horse will never tire, a fart'in man's the man to hire!

We eat 3 solid meal's a day.........and that day's Wednesday.

Load light, bind tight, and go like hell.

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Postby Whitewing » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:34 pm

Half of being smart is knowin' what you're dumb at.

Don't sweat petty things, and don't pet sweaty things.


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