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Postby Soapweed » Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:54 pm

Never a horse that can't be rode; never a cowboy that can't be throwed.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Real cowboys don't wear sunglasses; they just squint.

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Postby Soapweed » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:03 pm

If you’re gonna drive cattle through town, do it on Sunday. There’s little traffic, and people are less disposed to cuss at you.

"He couldn't ride a sheepwagon with the door nailed shut."

"She's so wild she don't come in to water 'til after dark."

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Postby gcreekrch » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:52 pm

She looks like a tough dog to keep on the porch. :lol:
Don't tell people your problems, half of em' don't care and the other half are glad you got em' We can all run the neighbors better'n our own

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Postby TexasBred » Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:12 am

Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved
Nothing but a beggar trying to show other beggars where I found bread.

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Postby VB RANCH » Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:16 pm

Dare Greatly
It is not the critic who counts; nor the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.

The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again because there is no effort without error and shortcomings; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at best knows in the end, the triumph of high achievement; and who at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

~ Theodore Roosevelt (1858–1919)

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Postby jkvikefan » Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:42 pm

He's tighter than a bulls ass!
“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of 'liberalism' they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” ~ Norman Thomas

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Postby jodywy » Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:06 pm

The wildest colts make the best horses
"Every once in a while, I’m overwhelmed by the feeling that I’ve done something REALLY STUPID." -Hank (Hank the Cow Dog ,John R. Erickson)

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Postby Soapweed » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:12 pm

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on.

"The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet." --Ann Landers

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. -- Winston Churchill

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. -- Winston Churchill

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. -- Winston Churchill

Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon. -- Winston Churchill

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. -- Winston Churchill

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Postby Shepard » Mon May 02, 2011 7:52 pm

The obvious is never real,the real is never obvious,,


Good is the enemy of Great,
Life is not a rehearsal

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Postby Faster horses » Mon May 02, 2011 8:42 pm

I forgot about this one:

Never love something that can't love you back.
"All the Democrats know how to do is lie and “forget.”--Trey Gowdy

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Postby 101 » Wed May 04, 2011 9:29 pm

My dad had a couple that I remember as a kid.
My gosh that man slower than molases in the middle of winter.
He's happer than a s*** eaten dog in a barn yard, and
He's so dumb he'll p*** into the wind, 101

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Postby Soapweed » Wed May 04, 2011 9:36 pm

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.


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