Son, someday you will make a girl very happy for a short period of time. Then she will leave you to be with new men who are 10 times better than you could ever hope to be. These men are called "Huskers".
Arguing with a Kansas State fan is like playing chess with a pigeon.
No matter how good you are, the pigeon is just going to s*** on the chessboard and strut around like it won anyway.