Obama wakes up one night.
There stands George Washington's ghost!
Obama says, "George how can I help this country?"
Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was."
Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again.
This time its' Thomas Jefferson's ghost!
Obama says "Tom how can I help this country?"
Jefferson says, "Love the Constitution like I did."
Waking up again there is Abe Lincoln's ghost,
Obama says "Abe how can I help this country?"
Abe replies, " Buy theater tickets"...
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine" Abraham Lincoln '61