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Snotty Receptionist

Postby Soapweed » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:42 am

Disclaimer: This wasn't me, but I thought it was funny. :-)

Snotty Receptionist

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.

Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

I gave her my name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.

But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!!!

Have a Great Day !!!

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Re: Snotty Receptionist

Postby DustDevil » Sat Jun 27, 2015 7:21 am

:) :) !


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