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Big Muddy's Sex Life

Postby Oldtimer » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:40 pm

The Old rancher was bragging about his sex life when his friend came visiting at the Home for Retired Ranchers.
"You can still do it?" asked Jud. "You know, I have relations with my wife twice a week. How many can you do?"
"Oh, I do it almost every night of the week!" said the old rancher.
"Almost every night?" Jud exclaimed.
"Yup! Monday, almost. Tuesday, almost. Wednesday, almost..."

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Postby Northern Rancher » Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:19 pm

Careful now BMR does hail from Big Beaver.

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Postby Oldtimer » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:24 am

Northern Rancher wrote:Careful now BMR does hail from Big Beaver.


Big Muddy from Big Beaver, who now lists his address on here as a Big Valley--- Freud would go nuts with that boy....... :lol:

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Postby Northern Rancher » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:42 am

Geez Oldtimer I live 6 hours from Love another 6 hours from Climax but only 45 minutes from Joseph Bighead lol.


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