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Two WISE policemen

Postby VB RANCH » Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:11 am

two policemen call the station on the radio.

"Hello. Is that you Sarge?”

"Yes?”

"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor
she had just mopped clean.”



"Have you arrested the woman?”

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

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Re: Two WISE policemen

Postby Triangle Bar » Mon Apr 06, 2015 3:59 pm

Hahahaha! Smartest cops ever!
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