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Gcreekrch sent these cute kid stories to me

Postby Soapweed » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:19 pm

Gcreekrch sent these cute kid stories to me, and they need to be shared with everyone. :-)

Subject: What is butt dust?

What Is Butt Dust???

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? Read on and you'll discover the joy in
it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one
for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was
so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember
you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much
that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in
vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes
wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't
give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I
cost?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked
what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this
bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad:
'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked,
'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife
looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened
to the flea?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget ..

This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms
extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without
you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very
obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite
audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt
dust?'

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Postby gcreekrch » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:02 am

I hope everyone appreciates the humour as much as you did. :D

As we don't often attend church our boys hadn't gone until Mrs Gcreek's grandmother came for a visit when they were three and five. She took the youngest one Sunday and the eldest the following week. Before Grandma and the eldest left for chuch we overheard the younger telling his brother, "You don't want to go, you have to pay to get in there!" :D
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Postby Nicky » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:46 am

Cute!

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Postby esaunders2009 » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:39 pm

rofl... these are great..
innocence is indeed funny most of the time..

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Re: Gcreekrch sent these cute kid stories to me

Postby Soapweed » Wed Apr 27, 2016 8:10 am

This thread needs to be bumped. :-)

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Re: Gcreekrch sent these cute kid stories to me

Postby Faster horses » Wed Apr 27, 2016 10:32 am

Glad you bumped it. Don't know how I missed it the first time. But then again, I may have read it then too. My memory is great, just very short. :D

Thanks for the smiles this morning!
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Re: Gcreekrch sent these cute kid stories to me

Postby gcreekrch » Wed Apr 27, 2016 9:07 pm

They are still good ones Soap.
Don't tell people your problems, half of em' don't care and the other half are glad you got em' We can all run the neighbors better'n our own

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Re: Gcreekrch sent these cute kid stories to me

Postby leanin' H » Wed Apr 27, 2016 9:14 pm

Those sure tickled me! Thanks for the grin, I needed that.
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