A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in a long
judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to
march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were
over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit.
Every so often, instead of hurling every poor soul into the fire,
would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile. After watching
do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him so he
strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing. "Excuse me, Mr. Prince
of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment, but I
wondering why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging
into the Fires of Hell with the others?"
"Ah, those...," Satan said with a groan. "They're all from
With all the nasty weather they've been having there lately, they're
too cold and wet to burn."
"Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat - THAT'S bad for you!"