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    Before and After Pics

    Before and After pics of me and my daughter, 16 years later.
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    Phillipians 2:3-4

    A lonely ol' cowboy,,,,out on the plain with few possessions....and little to gain tried not to think about himself,,,but the interest of others as he thought about cancer,,,,and his two brothers And as he thought about God,,,as he rode into the night and how satan himself,,,,transformed...
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    the hillbilly bride

    as I have moved to the Ozarks,i am still adapting to be a hillbilly.i have tried to use the words of a backwoods beach,bib overalls and moonshine.... I met my hillbilly bride,,,,at lonesome crickett creek on a full moon night,,,,when I was kissed on the cheek at the annual hoot-n-nanny,,,,at a...
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    The Tick

    I was in pain,,,,when I found that tick and I was in fear,,,,as it made me sick I found him where its private,,,,as a tear flows it was way down low,,,,near where the charmin goes I soaked him in alcohol,,,,to die a slow death it took several minutes,,,,as I held my breath I pinched it with my...
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    a Christmas poem/a week before Christmas

    http://www.share-christmas.com/poems/Christweek/ Merry Christmas to all----
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    I recon He'll take of you

    its' been awhile since I have shared anything on this site.I came across these scribbles the other day in an old note book while doing some cleaning.i thought I would share them with you.probably jotted them down some between my wife being disabled and my stroke.i wonder if I was thinking of...
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    someone,something,somewhere

    My brother is on dialysis....a friend is dieing of cancer My mother fell from a 7 ft ladder....i wish i had the answer My wife has MS.....an auto immune disease I wish i could fix it all....with the time it took to sneeze A friend was in a car wreck....another stabbed with a knife We must...
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    my new HHR

    i will send pics later with my 'Chicago" hat--- -----------------My New HHR-------------- my old wheels broke down----so i bought a new car an '06 chevy'----the model HHR i bought it for my girls---they can cruise the Branson Strip it doesn't get hot---and no fluids drip it's to small for...
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    dear 'Ranchers' family

    as i have noticed some updates,i thought i would by a new camera and send some updated pics with some poetry. the daughter got her new 300 dollar camera.and here's the problem. it works,,,,,but only takes one pic,,,,then reads 'batteries exhausted ' yup ,i bought new batteries--same thing---so...
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    walmart- eggs

    have you heard the story about walmart eggs? this city guy refused to buy eggs from a farmer,because he didn't like the thought of the eggs coming out of a chickens butt----so he said he would buy his eggs in town at walmart!!! i reckon u can't fix stupid
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    sitt'n by a campfire

    Sitt'n by a campfire---all alone tonight no horse,no dog---no family or friends in sight alot of thoughts---both future and past how to make a dollar---and make it last the fire went out---way to soon as i make my bedroll---by the light of the moon and i say my prayers---for my soul to keep as...
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    water ???

    when i was younger,we drank our water from a shallow well.dad dug a trench to the house by hand and we had running water for the first time in the early 60's. dad didn't want anything to do with rural water or city water.said that well would last him a lifetime and it did. my wife has been down...
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    The Cowboy NERD

    my daughter came home from school--homework & books stacked high algebra,history and science--dad just gave her the cowboy sigh a straight A student---she's on the honor roll she's well liked by teachers--but homework is taking its' toll with work on the ranch---there's no time, to help her...
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    grow'n older

    Life can be picture---as we grow old grand babies and blessings---or so i am told business and family---and things to do gotta watch yer step---and stay away from the flu Had my first physical---and glad it's past never again and---i hope it was the last after my oatmeal---to the doctor i was...
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    took years to go broke

    the worst blizzard i ever seen---was in the second week of April 1973 when i stuck a new tractor---under an old dead tree had a drought,dry as a bone---in seventy-four it was a small crop---with little to store the love bug bit me---the winter of 1975 when i got married---the bills...
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    Church

    as i have visited several of the smaller local churches here in the ozarks, i attended my First "cowboy church" recently. and i was very impressed. it's called 'Crooked Creek Cowboy Church" in Harrison ,arkansas and it is held in their local livestock sale barn.i was so impressed ,this poem...
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    tractors and TV

    i made a trip back to Iowa,to the land of corn and soybeans.and i was surprised at how many of the farmers have the little TV's mounted in their tractors and combines.that kind like u see in the chevy yucan,surburbans,cars and the like. they can watch a ball game or other while farming or...
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    ya never know

    ya never know when the unexpected---comes knock'n at your door whether it's going to be a blessing---or to settle that old score a feller came a knock'n---i have'nt seen in twenty years what he was about to say---would bring an honest man to tears how long has it been?''he asked''---since ya...
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    what it takes to be a cowboy?

    Over the years i've learned---what it takes to be a cowboy a loving wife, kids ---and a four wheel drive toy I know longer need---whiskey,whores or money just a wife -----who calls me honey tennis shoes are more comfy---than the cowboy boot kids are more important---than having lots of loot...
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    The Drifter

    His wife was very ill---and unable to travel then God called her home---as a Judge hits his gavel so he filled his camper---and drove to the farm lands then drifted to the sandhills---driving thru the badlands he met soapweed and other---ranchers' of the best as he continued his journey---to...
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