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I took my two older boys out with their girlfriends last weekend. Plus my wife and two younger kids. I had a sirloin steak with a baked potato. It was certainly nothing to write home about for $22. I had to buy a side dish with it just to fill me up. Steak was a little tough, really. Between the...

INTERESTING This big shot western singer Keith Urban asked all Canadians to stand up at the Minot Fair. After everyone stood up he asked all the Canadians to leave the stands before he would sing because they were not helping out fighting with USA troops. Pass this around and see how his...

When I see that the guy left his phone number. My urge is to just dial him from my fax machine. It usually tries half a dozen times or so before it gives up. Then I do it again. If he calls back, he gets my fax machine. The fax machine has been a good tool for people who have be nice me off in...

Canada exports beef to Japan despite US ban: agency Friday, January 20, 2006 13:01 EST Advertisement Hide advertisement By Marcy Nicholson WINNIPEG, Manitoba (Reuters) - Canada will continue exporting beef to Japan, despite that country's suspension of U.S. beef imports after bits of spinal...

Got a new set of insulated coveralls from the wife. All the better for doing chores and spring calving.

Yup. I hear this movie gives a whole new meaning to the words 'Ride him cowboy!' :lol: Back when I was contracting. One of the guys I did quite a bit of work for was gay. I didn't find that out until after I had known him for awhile and he was the masculine one of the pair. I remember going...

Three blondes were following a set of tracks. The first blonde says 'I think those are wolf tracks'. The second blonde says 'No, I'm pretty sure those are coyote tracks. The third blonde was just going to offer her opinion and that's when they got hit by the train.

How does that go? 'When it comes to anniversaries, a wise man forgets the past but remembers the present.' Forgetting your anniversary isn't too bad. I got my ex-wife's and my present wife's birthday mixed up when we were having a conversation once. It'll never happen again. :oops:

It was Christmas Eve, By the warm yule log, And Jeb was alone, With his old hunting dog, His good wife Mary, Had passed away, Just a year ago, On Christmas day. And Jeb was thinking ‘bout, All of the years, And all of the joys, And all of the tears. With children, They had never been blessed...

> DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that freshly painted airplane part you were drying. > > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts...

TOKYO, Dec 06, 2005 (AP WorldStream via COMTEX) -- Japan will ease its two-year-old ban on U.S. and Canadian beef next week, a move that could put American steaks on Japanese plates by the New Year, news reports said Wednesday, as the country's food commission prepared a report on the embargo...

THE SOLDIER > > > > > > 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, > > > IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. > > > > > > I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, > > > AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. > > > > > > I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE...

If we waited for the ice to melt on the highways in Canada, most of us wouldn't be driving all winter. Have a Good Thanksgiving.

Crown Royal is good. I also like Meagher's 1878 for whiskey. Mostly in the winter, I like to drink Black Russians on ice and now they even pre-mix them for you. Makes it way easier than having to measure after you've had a few. In the summer, I'm totally a beer guy. Any kind of Dark Ale is good...

Sounds hilarious but I've been told I have a strange sense of humour. :lol: